its too hot for me here
cutting holes in my sweater

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

(via intensional)

I have to take this pill that makes me sensitive to light and I was like “So I’m basically a vampire right?” And my doctor just said “A little less sparkly”